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Article posted Thursday, May 14, 2009 11:41am

Horoscopes v15i10

Aries (March 21 – April 19):  Today is a new day…the same road but with smaller bumps, the same trees but now with new leaves, a sunnier outlook for a brighter day. Maybe smile at someone – they just might smile back.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20):  Refocus and rekindle your energies. But first take off the shades and put down that tuba for at least three months. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 21):  Take a hike and bring a book or just your thoughts. Look, read or just listen and you might find answers or questions beyond anything you could possibly have dreamt.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22):  Beware that lingering look from afar, the extra twitch of an eye, the tremble of a sweaty upper lip. Is it hayfever, the flu, finally true love? Nope, just springtime!

Leo (July 23 – August 22):  It is just one of those weeks. Nothing makes sense. Might be time to take a break ‘cause it isn’t working. Sit down, relax. Soon everything will be better. SWAT! SPLAT! Gotcha, another fly gone!

Virgo (August 23 – September 22):  Now just might be the moment to seize the spotlight you think is deserved for all your hard work. Polish that image so others finally sit up and take notice. Just remember to double check your teeth for spinach and pepper from last night’s dinner.

Libra (September 23 – October 22):  Walk to the next appointment and reduce your environmental footprint. Start today! It might even feel good.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):  These are those days to avoid cracks in sidewalks, short ladders, and spotted cats. Use only reason and logic to find your way. You are up a creek and definitely knee-deep.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):  You’ve discovered that smiling upon entering opens many new doors. It’s the yodeling that now needs some extra work.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):  Get up at two in the morning, step outside and wonder a moment upon the stars shining. ‘Tis a sight to behold that does defy description.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):  Every year mow your own field. It smells good and really does help it to grow better.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20):  Today is your day to take up random whistling. It is easy because no tunes nor lessons are required. Just wet lips and a lot of hot air. Most effective at small parties.