A Sexy Songlist

We’re all a bit pastier and heavier, crabbier and more cynical after this past winter. Let’s change that! Summer is right around the bend and we’ll be losing layers (and hopefully pounds) in just a couple short months. Prepare for a sexy Door County summer by dancing, singing, and sweating to some sexy songs and fall right back in love with your beautiful body.

“I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred

Say it. Believe it. You are too gosh darn sexy for your shirt, your car, your hat, and Milan, New York and Japan! Don’t believe us? Watch this tacky video and know that you look much better than a macho man with a hoop earring and midriff-revealing net shirt. Do your little turn on the catwalk, sexy.

“Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” by Rod Stewart

To be honest, Rod, no. Those shiny spandex leggings and that frightening mullet aren’t doing much for you.

Do I think the individual reading this article is sexy? Heck yes!

“You Sexy Thing” by Hot Chocolate

Where did you come from, you sexy thing? Believe in miracles – your pasty white skin will soon have a summer glow, your crabbiness will dissipate, and those extra pounds will melt off like snow melting in March…or April…or May.

“Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO

I want you to exude the confidence of this song. You are sexy and you know it. Maybe you don’t work out, but you can relate to this lyric: “When I walk in a spot, this is what I see: everybody stops and they staring at me. I’m sexy and I know it.” Now get up and wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah.