Congratulations Bob Schultz

Whether you’re celebrating, hanging out or maybe feeling a little blue,
You can be sure Bob will greet you with a big smile and “hey, hey, whaa whoo!”
He will pour you any Jack, Kettle, Jim Beam, or Bacardi,
But when it comes to one time he may be a little tardy.

Bob is a very kind, honest man who truly gives a rip
However I can promise you he’ll steal the last bacon strip.
To see Bob in action you must travel north bound,
but before you leave ask him why he’s like a greyhound.

He can also belt out any tune while the bar runs a muck
but I hate to tell you Bob, “The Bears still suck!”
If you’re willing to do some damage to your liver
come see Bob at the Mink River and give’r.