Congratulations Sara “Steve” Zander, Renee Iding, and Del “Pikle” Olson

Great scholars have posed this question for years;
of great scientists and thinkers galore:
“Name man’s greatest invention throughout all of time.”
Well, I say it’s the convenience store.

These servers help you find and swiftly checkout,
as you feverishly fill your long list.
If you can’t find something on these packed shelves’
brother I tell ya it doesn’t exist.

So as visitors realize they’ve left something behind,
these three locate it inside these four walls.
They’re so happy to show off the restrooms they’ve cleaned,
another convenience when old nature calls.