Congratulations to Scott Holbrook!

At a place called Waterfront Mary,
there’s a bartender who’s not at all scary.
He has a smile on his face and a whole lotta grace,
though you’ll never see him wearing any lace.

When you’re in the mood for a drink,
you can give him a big ‘ol wink,
and he’ll bring you your beverage of choice,
and a napkin that’s not too moist!