Letter to the Editor: As Promised

Just as promised, my insurance premiums have gone down, the earth is definitely flat and the President has cancelled his golf game to take Hillary to meet Bill on an undisclosed tarmac.

Attorney General Lynch has saved the taxpayers additional money when attending her Denver conference by first flying from Washington to Phoenix as a more direct route and the Clinton Foundation has deeded the Brooklyn Bridge to an undisclosed foreign buyer in exchange for an undisclosed sum which will be partially donated to an undisclosed charity.

The IRS has stated that that the Clintons have paid their fair share of taxes and this has been verified by Lois Lerner. Meanwhile, Mrs. Clinton will take Saturdays off from the campaign trail to meet with the FBI to discuss grandkids and golf scores. Finally, the President has assured the Trump campaign that he will lend Air Force One to them so they can fly their candidates to campaign rallies as he did with Hillary Clinton.

JJ Gallagher

Ephraim, Wis.