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Overheard and Obsessions: April 14, 2017

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“I love me a bit of roast LeBeouf.”

“I can’t decide whose body I want to superimpose my face on.”

“I’m bad at public dancing, not public speaking.”

“I saw a turkey this morning at the bus stop. It wasn’t frozen. It was real.”

“No murderer is gonna pay for online dating when he can just get victims for free.”

“I mean seriously, ‘bros before Ho-Ho’s cakes’ and all that.”

“Women smell better, plus they are huggable.”

“I just tend to think people are done with their stories before they have come to that conclusion.”

OBSESSIONS

Is there anything you can’t stop thinking about, listening to, watching, eating, or drinking? Obsessions are meant to be your of-the-moment fixation.

Jelly beans

Cadbury Crème and Caramel Eggs

Milky Chance’s new album, Blossom

Reading online debates on the history and reasoning behind “mansplaining.”

Crystal Pepsi.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

The relationship between Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood on The Great British Bake Off.

Seeing family and friends before the summer work season starts!

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