Overheard and Obsessions: Nov. 17, 2017

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“I never said I was a linear thinker. You didn’t ask me that in the interview!”

“You know, I probably would’ve dated you sooner if you had a puppy.”

“You were just chillin’ with a salt lamp.”

“I hate bending over.”

“I wonder if her brain is linked with Facebook, so every question or thought she has just gets posted automatically.”

“I cried over a Windex commercial.”

“I’m multitasking. I’m trying to be a good person!”

“If you ask me, it probably wasn’t a dream. It was probably an acid trip.”

“You can’t have three halves.”

OBSESSIONS

Is there anything you can’t stop thinking about, listening to, watching, eating, or drinking? Obsessions are meant to be your of-the-moment fixation.

Halloween candy

Chamomile tea and honey sticks

Rotisserie chicken

Starkist Tuna Creations

Homemade bread

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