Overheard and Pet Peeves: Sept. 21, 2018

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“You can’t just put 10 amongst all of the oats.”

“We’re drinking at the same time. Cheers to that!”

“I wish I had a toilet song.”

“You’re a biscuit whisperer.”

“Somebody just said that guy has dirty runs.”

“Gin drunks are the worst drunks in the world, I guarantee you.”

“If I put coins in my pants, it’ll come out that hole.”

PET PEEVES

Is there something that really irks you, gets your goat, rubs you the wrong way, drives you up the wall, gets you bent out of shape, puts a stick in your craw, or makes you want to throw in the towel?

I hate it when people pull out in front of you and then proceed to drive under the speed limit.

When computers glitch at the moment you need them most

Watching something scary before bed and not being able to fall asleep

Jeans (the pants, not people with the name)

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