Overheard and Shout Outs
Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?
“I head to jury duty. Don’t worry, I get paid $10 a day; rumor has it, lunch too.”
“This tastes like coffee on battery acid.”
“How and why do snakes climb stairs? Who thought that was a good idea?”
“I think you’d do well in a nudist colony.”
“Feeling like somebody at the top of the heart-lung transplant recipient list.”
“Our internal battle over what constitutes a good comic book movie continues.”
“My best student worker this summer loves listening to John Mayer, so she’s pretty average now.”
“This is a recipe for odd dreams.”
“I like third gear.”
“It’s like skinny-dipping in air.”
“I can’t understand Jakob Dylan’s lyrics due to acid in the womb.”
Is there someone or something that deserves a pat on the back or a slap on the wrist?
“Shout out to Ryan Weisgerber, Jeff Kita, and the Baileys Harbor crew!” ~ Anonymous
“Shout out to newlyweds, Katie & Rich!” ~ Anonymous
“Shout out to the organizers of the Pink Classic Golf Tournament for breast cancer – what a great event and a great cause!” ~ Anonymous
Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.