Overheard and Shout Outs

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“I find just not working on a Friday helps.”

“Sometimes a girl has to chop her hair off, you understand.”

“Refer to them by their favorite soup brands.”

“We both like eating and eclectic questions.”

“Is pastrami still okay after it’s had milk on it?”

“‘Pick a wedding theme.’ ‘Murder mystery.’”

“Lorde woke me up telling me we’d never be royals, and I had to disagree.”

“My beard smells like cheese.”

“I just want to slap his hideous beautiful face!”

“I was just called an inside-out Oreo cookie.”

“At least I don’t have a scar in the shape of a disposable lighter on my arm.”

“I have no clue what tartar sauce is.”’

SHOUT OUTS

Is there someone or something that deserves a pat on the back or a slap on the wrist?

“Shout out to Shirley Senarighi on her Golden Heart nomination – we are so luck to have you in our community!” ~ Anonymous

“Shout out to Door Community Auditorium and staff for putting together another stellar line up. You Rock!” ~ Devoted patron and music lover

“Shout out to everyone returning to the county after a season of traveling, studying, or living elsewhere!” ~ Welcome Home

Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.