Overheard and Shout-Outs: April 26, 2019

OVERHEARD

Are there tidbits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“You know how you can usually distinguish bad breath from a fart? I couldn’t.”

“Would you like to touch my domino?”

“If I was feeling like a more competent driver right now, I would stick my head out the window and see what’s going on with my hubcap.”

“Life is short – but it’s also long!”

SHOUT-OUTS

Is there someone or something that deserves a pat on the back or a slap on the wrist?

Cheers to the weather for finally getting warm.

Shout-out to all the businesses that made it through another long winter. Thanks for staying open!

Slap on the wrist to those who don’t use their turn signals.

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