Overheard and Shoutouts

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“There is skin sagging everywhere.”

“This kohlrabi resembles my urinary tract system.”

“The dog is horking near my shoe.”

“Instead of saying ‘Happy Labor Day’ they should just say ‘Thanks for working on Labor Day and here’s a hundred bucks.’”

“New exhaust, but don’t have much of a muffler.”

“Always swingin.”

“Let it be written.”

“I’d like to give that snake a noogie. But with my mind not my hands.”

“Hmmm…what century do you suppose he came here from?”

“Pretty ugly. Yes, both.”

“No. No more ice on heads.”

SHOUT OUTS

Is there someone or something that deserves a pat on the back or a slap on the wrist?

“Shout out to Cari, Dan and cute ‘lil Ruth – congratulations!”

“High five to that one tourist who walked quickly through the crosswalk instead of lollygagging like most. You are a true individual. Thank you for pulling me back from the brink of insanity.”

Holla for Cool Ranch Doritos. You make me so happy!

Props to Pen Players’ “Butler.” So, so good.

Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.