Overheard and Shoutouts

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“Wherse yous guyses goin dare hey?”

“Nobody does “In The Air Tonight” better than Phil Collins, so you can cross that off your to-do list.”

“He just wanted to me as his house-cleaning sex-puppy.”

“I have a massager on my back.”

“Musicians are so weird…just the things they do.”

“The Bible is a good place to look for names – even if you’re not religious.”

“I’m gonna poop on everything.”

“I know exactly who to turn to for the fair level of snark and honesty.”

“I’m sick, let me inhale a vat of E. coli.”

“I want to fund a Kickstarter involving Lois Griffin covers of ’80s hair bands.”

SHOUT OUTS

Is there someone or something that deserves a pat on the back or a slap on the wrist?

“Shout out for giving it away free.” ~ Photo submitted by George Wentz of Sturgeon Bay

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