Overheard and Obsessions: April 15, 2016

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“The winos came out in full force!”

“I think I just word vomited.”

“Inevitability she’ll fill a ‘free lip pump with 10 procedures’ card.”

“The world needs more dirndls.”

“Yeah that was a crazy night. I woke up in jail with two different sneakers on, and neither of them were mine.”

“The 4 o’clock beer isn’t so bad. It’s the 2 o’clock beer that got me.”

“Nobody goes the last Saturday. It’s always too crowded.”

“I miss you being naked under a vine!”

OBSESSIONS

Is there anything you can’t stop thinking about, listening to, watching, eating, or drinking? Obsessions are meant to be your of-the-moment fixation.

Neal Shusterman’s Unwind Dystology series

Scotch eggs

Steel-cut oats

The Sign Fairy’s inspirational messages!

Scottish ales

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