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Overheard and Obsessions: Dec. 30, 2016

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

 

“How did the mice even get up the pole? Are they strippers?”

 

“Looks like a dog toy holocaust down there!”

 

“Can I get worker’s comp for snapping my fingers too much at the holiday party?”

 

“You don’t win friends with salad!”

 

“It’s kind of weird feeling nipples on a puppy.”

 

“We are still obeying God even though we are eating the China food.”

 

“Are you wearing perfume or is that the poncho?”

 

OBSESSIONS

Is there anything you can’t stop thinking about, listening to, watching, eating, or drinking? Obsessions are meant to be your of-the-moment fixation.

 

Trans-Siberian Orchestra

 

Mannheim Steamroller

 

George Michael

 

Honey Bourbon Hot Toddies

 

Fleece slippers

 

Wool ponchos

 

Prince Harry

 

Watching animals in the snow

 

Little kids’ Christmas outfits

 

Holiday dinner leftovers

 

Homemade glogg

 

Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.

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