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Overheard and Obsessions: Oct. 7, 2016

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

 

“Did the Trump see its shadow? Or do we get to play pretend for another month?”

 

“Somebody called me a ma’am and I thought, am I a ma’am now? I’d rather be a ‘miss.’”

 

“They said order one size bigger but when it came it felt like it was one size too big.”

 

“I was pretty excited to get Princess Leia out of the closet for the first time.”

 

“This whole time I thought it was ‘beat me up, Scotty.’”

 

“Shouldn’t ‘understand’ be ‘overstand?’ Because if you’re standing under something wouldn’t it be over your head, meaning you don’t understand it?”

 

OBSESSIONS

Is there anything you can’t stop thinking about, listening to, watching, eating, or drinking? Obsessions are meant to be your of-the-moment fixation.

 

Bob Ross: The Joy Of Painting

 

Used book sales

 

Almond milk

 

David Sedaris’ Naked

 

Stephen King’s Bag of Bones

 

Tiny pumpkins

 

Caramel apples

 

Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.

 

 

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