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Overheard and Shout Outs: Jan. 13, 2017

OVERHEARD

Are there tidbits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

 

“It’s not sexual harassment if we’re not at work.”

 

“Whoa, there’s more kids than humans in here.”

 

“Oh no, I got feathers from my boa in my beard!”

 

“I’ve got tons of boogies, the dancing bugs.”

 

“Oh look at that, Washington Island is going to have an Ephraim location.”

 

“I wish I had the ability to talk to dead people because then I would have some friends.”

 

“They’re only really scary when people have duck lips. That’s when I draw the line.”

 

“I’ll be back in Colorado in a few weeks. Hopefully I don’t get a contact high.”

 

SHOUT OUTS

Is there someone or something that deserves a pat on the back or a slap on the wrist?

 

Big thanks to the kind soul or souls who uprighted my mailbox from the frozen ditch where it has resided since the last snowstorm. May your kindness come back to you manyfold. – Judith

 

A shout out to beer/food vendors at sporting events.

 

A pat on the back to grocery store employees who have to brave the cold to collect shopping carts from outside.

 

Shout out to people who leave their holiday lights up outside because they are pretty.

 

A slap on the wrist to drivers who tailgate other drivers when there are four inches of frozen slush on the roadways.

 

Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.

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