Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?
“It’s not alcohol, it’s beer.”
“This is important because Uranus is involved.”
“I already have a cat. Children aren’t toys.”
“UV Blue and lemonade is so 2006.”
“Why is its tail punched into its butt??”
“Oh yeah? Well a lion peed on me!”
“You put your hand in your diaper? That’s sad. I put my hand in my diaper, too.”
“You should name your stuffed moose Mooselini.”
“The jukebox works … You just have to be aggressive about inserting your quarters.”
“When a lady’s cleaning the men’s bathroom, maybe wait a minute and let her finish before you go in.”
“I just need to meet a nice man who knows nothing about me.”
Is there someone or something that deserves a pat on the back or a slap on the wrist?
Shoutout to all the farmers working hard to provide fresh, local produce! This summer has been especially delicious. ~ Fish Creek Locavore
A slap on the wrist to the strangers who park in my driveway! If you can’t find a parking spot, please don’t make it my problem. ~ No Parking Lot Party
A huge pat on the back to the team behind Ocean CleanUp, a prototype ocean cleaning system that was deployed off the coast of the Netherlands earlier this summer to collect plastic and other trash in the Pacific Ocean. ~ Earth Lover
A shoutout to the creator of the “Men With Beards Are Awesome” Facebook page. ~ Beard Lovin’ Lady
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