Overheards and Pet Peeves

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“Is there some sort of coolot convention going on?”

“I can imagine it would be entertaining as far as churching goes.”

“If I had a mustache I’d be in Hawaii.”

“Can you believe my van died with only 4, 096 miles on it?”

PET PEEVES

Is there something that really irks you, gets your goat, rubs you the wrong way, drives you up the wall, gets you bent out of shape, puts a stick in your craw, or makes you want to throw in the towel?

“Sexist dairy products. Never in the history of the world has there been a man in a yogurt commercial.” ~ Anonymous

“Prank phone calls in the day and age when everyone has caller ID.” ~ Anonymous

“Greasy knuckles from too much butter on my popcorn at the movie theater. I love each dripping kernel but I hate feeling like I bathed in butter afterwards!” ~ Anonymous

Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.