RePulse: Ask A Fish Creek Party Legend

Fish Creek Party Legend has spent a third of his adult life in jail for DUI convictions, is unwelcome in three Northern Door bars thanks to unpaid bar tabs, and hasn’t had a valid driver’s license for 47 months. He lives where the night takes him or wherever he can find a hot tub.

In each issue, we get solutions to the state’s biggest problems from a Fish Creek Party Legend.

Q: Hey Fish Creek Party Legend, people are up in arms about Governor Scott Walker’s Budget proposal. What’s your take on Walker’s move to cut collective bargaining rights for public employees? – Lisa, Sturgeon Bay

FCPL: “What, you don’t like to party?”

Q: How’s it going Fish Creek Party Legend? The invasive Asian Carp has almost made it into Lake Michigan, which some say could be an ecological catastrophe. But some people think it could be a new delicacy. Would you eat Asian Carp Fish Creek Party Legend? – Jerry, Jacksonport

FCPL: “Everydayeverydayeverydayeverydayeverydaaaay!!!!!”

Q: Fish Creek Party Legend, did Wisconsin’s drunk driving legislation enacted last year go far enough? – Gary, Sister Bay

FCPL: “I know you shouldn’t drive drunk, I get that. Nobody should ever drive drunk and all – blah blah blah – but if you had to ride with a drunk driver, you’d want me driving.”

Thanks Fish Creek Party Legend!