Congratulations to Bernadette Strege!
If you’ve ever been to Main Street Market to buy some goods
You know it’s much better than foraging in the woods.
This is due to a fabulous checker named Bernadette,
Who knows the drill because she’s the market’s queen cadette.
She’ll scan your milk and cereal and cans
And search for coupons for butter and bread and banan’s.
She’ll say hello and good bye and good day
And it’s all ‘cause she’s Server of the Week. Hooray!