You come in from afar
To a tiny bar in the middle of a busy peninsula,
And with your kin, you sling some gin
And burgers as big as your head.
Without you, there would be no glue
To hold this tiny pub together.
Princess D is the very best you’ll see –
Her service is superb in any weather.
And with a smile you’ll stay awhile
’Cause no one is better.
So thank you, Diane, for all that you do.
Now get back to work – you have a fourtop at table two!
Love, Kyle and Faye