Joel is loved and very well known,
At this time, he’s studying for his cicerone.
He makes a living serving wine and beer,
And if you need someone to take your shift, he’ll volunteer.
He loves to talk about the Cubs and the Bears,
He’s also someone who really listens and cares.
So make sure you visit him at the Tap and The Blue Ox –
He’ll serve you a drink like whiskey on the rocks.