*to the tune of the Spider-Man theme song
Matt Marcon, Matt Marcon,
We will miss you when you’re gone.
Schedules things, and Podcasts,
Too bad that he didn’t last.
Look out! There goes the Matt Marcon.
Comic books? Listen bud,
He’s got comics in his blood.
His new home? Disneyland.
Our time with him was never bland.
Good-bye! There goes the Matt Marcon.