Unsigned Waitress Part I

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Who give a flying

why the caged bird sings?

I do, and you do, too.

Because we are the harpies.

Making jokes about ketchup,

and knives are scarce, not crying laughter.

But you are talking about ketchup

and implements you provide

with which others cut their meat.

Men of a certain age advise you

because its assumed you need it.

No one can quote poetry these days.

Gaping moments remain so

because my computer died.

Find a partner who can quote poetry.

Your children will be exceptional,

and make great tips.

Bio:

Alice Quinlan is currently working and playing in Door County having returned from a year studying abroad in Ireland. Along with trying to soak up as much magic as this peninsula has to offer, she’s trying to figure out what to do with her life. Wish her luck!