Article posted Wednesday, May 9, 2012 10:58am

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Your spotting of pennies along the sidewalk will equal a dime a dozen next month. Prepare to boost your savings account one cent at a time in preparation for that surgery you’ve always wanted.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Google “spandex” and “leotard” to get a jumpstart on your next Halloween costume. Test your results out at festival parades this summer to see what sort of reaction you’ll get from the crowd.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22): The old saying, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again,” does not apply to you. If at first you don’t succeed, pick a different pursuit.

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Your lioness spirit is inevitably what draws your friends and family close as well as keeps them at a distance. Be careful not to overwhelm them with your roar in the tense times ahead.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Meetings galore will bind you to your office this month. Perhaps a switch in professions will provide a glimpse of life outside the cellblock.

Libra (September 23 – October 22): There will be a fortuitous experience with a fortune cookie in your near future. While the shell may already be cracked, the message inside will reveal that happiness is not always found in the candy coating.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): The NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs will consume your entire being. Place your bets wisely or hold off until the Preakness Stakes.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Keep seeking your answers from the “Man on the Moon,” as the celestial orb’s recent closeness to Earth revealed that it might actually be a “Woman on the Moon.”

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): The lucky number 7 will appear in multiple avenues next Tuesday, bringing you a full week’s worth of charm. Use those 7 days of mojo to get ahead in your dating life for the upcoming summer.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): A donkey, an ice cream sandwich, and a dandelion when combined will signify stubborn strength. Use this to boost your morale while volunteering over that vat of chili.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Time is of the essence. Make sure to take a big ol’ whiff.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Your purple high heels are not only not attractive, but they are very loud. Those around you will get sick of your clickity-clack and might talk back.