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Article posted Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:08am

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Don’t be afraid to say, “I don’t know” if asked a question. It’s better than giving the wrong answer and looking stupid.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Human beings are like flowers – delicate, yet hardy. Get to know some before you find they need deadheading.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Look for all the positives in life that you can. You’ll get to go out and vote soon and think how positive that will make you feel!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Learn how to knit. You’ll be needing sweaters. The needles can stoke the fire that will be keeping you warm as well. The extra yarn can fill gaps around the doors and windows. It’s a sustainable hobby and Martha Stewart does it, too.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): You never could stay inside the lines when coloring. This is ok as it shows everyone that you can live outside the box and they are just jealous.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Stop tailgating. Don’t you know how hard it is to drive and text at the same time? Give the guy ahead of you a brake.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): You’ve just learned to wiggle your ears. Congratulations. Now the party invites begin!

Gemini (May 21 – June 21): The good thing about being a Gemini is that if no one else understands you, it’s their problem.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22): Stop throwing things straight up in the air and forgetting to get out of the way.

Leo (July 23 – August 22): If you want to learn the value of money just try to go out and get a loan. Perhaps just rethinking your spending will have greater value.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Shampoo is on sale 2-for-1 in many places this week. Does this mean anything to you?

Libra (September 23 – October 22): Start using all those good manners you learned as a child. Trick or treat will be tough this year and I’ve heard the best manners get the biggest candy bar.