Overheard and Pet Peeves: August 31, 2018

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“It’s not fancy enough to be a mobster.”

“Neutering is pretty standard.”

“I wanna take a nap next to that pig.”

“I’m going to be talking and popping at the same time.”

“It’s like a creamsicle mixed with an ocean breeze.”

“I was jealous of a sheep yesterday.”

PET PEEVES

Is there something that really irks you, gets your goat, rubs you the wrong way, drives you up the wall, gets you bent out of shape, puts a stick in your craw, or makes you want to throw in the towel?

One-upmanship

Lip smacking

Flies

Paper cuts between my fingers

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