Having heard that Major League Baseball games may begin soon, my response is this:
Don’t take me out to the ball game;
Keep me far from the crowd!
Give me some gloves and a homemade mask;
Don’t make me sick – that’s all that I ask.
And it’s cough, cough, cough if infected,
So stay at least six feet away,
And let’s wash, wash, all wash our hands,
And we’ll be okay.
Egg Harbor, Wisconsin