Letter to the Editor: Don’t Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Having heard that Major League Baseball games may begin soon, my response is this:

Don’t take me out to the ball game;

Keep me far from the crowd!

Give me some gloves and a homemade mask;

Don’t make me sick – that’s all that I ask.

And it’s cough, cough, cough if infected,

So stay at least six feet away,

And let’s wash, wash, all wash our hands,

And we’ll be okay.

Dennis Hartwell

Egg Harbor, Wisconsin