Letter to the Editor: Wisconsin vs. Minnesota Economics

Similar to the outcry against and repudiation of the fellow who produced bogus numbers showing Wisconsin trailing Minnesota economic performance a sorry attempt to make Governor Scott Walker look bad, I found figures to overturn that phoney factory funded by labor unions and George Soros.

My figures come from the world renowned IIII, the Independent and Investigative Information Institute, located in an unoccupied three-stall garage in Dyckesville, Wis. These statistics indicate Wisconsin clobbering Minnesota in every imaginable category. The IIII furnishes both good and bad stats; for example, in the negatives, it shows Wisconsin electing Tammy Baldwin to roost in Washington for six years.  This too was poorly countered by Minnesota sending a dud to the senate who only lasted five, Al Franken!

J J Gallagher

Ephraim, Wis.