Overheard and Shout Outs

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“I like women’s corners.”

“Mom, watch – I can throw a lady!”

“His head is like a scratchy boulder.”

“I love eating meat with my bare hands.”

“Has anyone ever told you, you look like a tall, white Lou Diamond Phillips?”

“My donut has a square circle.”

“I say we have a party and fry up a load of baloney.”

“Here I come to love up!”

“Bunnies are a dime a dozen.”

“She is a walking soap opera.”

“The smell is deafening.”

SHOUT OUTS

Is there someone or something that deserves a pat on the back or a slap on the wrist?

“Shout outs to the Door County Soccer Association’s volunteer board and coaches! Another great year of summer soccer was had.” – Scott Bader

“Shout out to the Good Samaritans who found the stolen goats in Sister Bay and vandalized eggs in Egg Harbor!” – Anonymous

“Way to go Baileys Harbor – Anclam Park looks awesome.” – Anonymous

“Shout out to Rob Atwood and Cherry Lanes for Sunday Vinyl Night. Long live vinyl!” – Anonymous

Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.