Overheard and Shout Outs

OVERHEARD
Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“Ever had a large rat thrown at your house?”

“Jesus should have put a suitcase in your tummy for me.”

“Everyone needs a Jewish mother.”

“We’ve all been the infamous bar fly at Poh’s.”

“If she was born a few centuries ago there’d be marble busts of her in museums.”

“What if you start nervous gagging?”

“I caused a scene in Florida.”

“Jerry just picked a duck off the road.”

“Oh my God, your hair feels like Lutefisk!”

“It even turns itself off for Jewish holidays!”

SHOUT OUTS
Is there someone or something that deserves a pat on the back or a slap on the wrist?

“Shout out to all the women of Door County! We celebrate you and your contributions to this beautiful, diverse, eclectic county in recognition of Women’s History Month. Give yourself a pat on the back, ladies.” ~ The Staff of the Peninsula Pulse

“Shout Out to the wonderful staff at the Women’s Center of Ministry Door County Medical Center. Thank you for taking such good care of your patients, we really appreciate all of your help and dedication to providing A+++ care.” ~ The Sherman Family

“Shout out to Chef’s Hat in Ephraim for your ooey-gooey extra large cinnamon roll. One of the most delicious breakfast treats I’ve ever had!” ~ Savoring the Cinnamon Center

Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.