On the way home from anywhere, Miranda’s at the AC Tap
Quenching locals’ thirst with some Bud, Miller and Pabst
She drinks a little wine and a whole lot of coffee
She came from across the bay, from a town named Menominee.
Healthy eating and photography are where her time goes
But she used to be a nanny, from Canada to Amarillo
So next time you’re passing by the lakeside highway
Miranda will be there to wile the night away.