Shout Outs and Overheards

Is there someone or something that deserves a pat on the back or a slap on the wrist?

“Shout out to people who think that bikinis are made for everyone. I appreciate your bravery in donning such skimpy attire!” ~ Anonymous

“Shout out to the a-hole who was tailgating me on County Q the other day. If you couldn’t see the car in front of me that was going slower than molasses then perhaps you need to visit the eye doctor!” ~ Anonymous

“Shout out to summer lovin’” ~ Anonymous


“AIDS is so 1992.”

“I think jokes are less funny when I don’t get them.”

“I feel like scurvy is something only pirates should get.”

“I think that ice cream should not only be eaten at every meal, but also in between meals for snacks.”

“Did you know that in 1982 the weather on this day was perfect?”

Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.