Overheard and Obsessions: Jan. 20, 2017

OVERHEARD

Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“Oh my god, what a steal. Look how many Fun Dips I got!”

“Did you say boots or boobs? One letter makes a big difference.”

“Damn cats keep trying to eat all my chips.”

“Kind of funny, in a stalking kind of way.”

“My entire shift everyday is just me daydreaming about petting my dog.”

“The shirt was more boobalicious than I thought it would be.”

“Plus my ears are uneven so they sit slanty.”

“Kids are now charging $25 to shovel walkways. If I had grown up during these times perhaps I would have a savings account.”

OBSESSIONS

Is there anything you can’t stop thinking about, listening to, watching, eating, or drinking? Obsessions are meant to be your of-the-moment fixation.

Chocolate chip cookies

Snow Days

Scooby Doo fruit snacks

Couches that recline

Macaroni shapes

Dogs in winter apparel

Mason Crosby

Cocktail weenies

The Andy Griffith Show

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