Overheards & Pet Peeves

OVERHEARD
Are there tid-bits of conversations you’ve heard while standing in line at the grocery store, serving a table, or walking down the sidewalk that make you smile, cringe or laugh out loud?

“I used to be smart. Now I’m fun.”

“I feel like a lot of his meals are made with sausage.”

“His fun-ness level is not natural.”

“I’m going to make him tacos.”

“Were you a paste eater when you were in school?”

“I wish smart people had two votes and dumb people only had one.”

PET PEEVES
Is there something that really irks you, gets your goat, rubs you the wrong way, drives you up the wall, gets you bent out of shape, puts a stick in your craw, or makes you want to throw in the towel?

“When somebody passes me in the rain, just to be driving in front of me (not moving further ahead up the pike), shooting spray and dirt all over my windshield for untold miles.” ~ Sharon Thill-Hanson

“When the cheese, sitting out at all those holiday parties next to slices of sausage, starts to sweat and dry out at the same time! What is up with that?” ~ Anonymous

“Venues that don’t have recycling containers! Join the 21st Century folks!” ~ Anonymous

Be a part of the Pulse! Send over your SHOUT OUTS, OBSESSIONS, OVERHEARDS, or PET PEEVES to [email protected] with one of the above categories in the subject line…and, let us know if you’d prefer the submission be printed anonymously.